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Hovindist
A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.
VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.
Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance
According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.
That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance
According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.
That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
Hovindist by binydeamon September 5, 2009
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Hoevinist • Hoeinism • hoeinitis • Hoskinist • Heminist • hoeminster • hoenista • hominist • Hovindist • Haevin Stoddard
hoeinitis
A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
Thank you
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
Thank you
Hoeinism
Hoeinism by purplejayda December 29, 2018
hominist
a dude that's aggresively against feminism, and that's a hella-good thing too, and this dudes are the MAN they're like, talking women in to saying they're inferiour and pimpslapping them and DOMINATING all bitches of teh world in the world, no my man, this man IS the king, only if it weren't for teh soft ass pussies and shit like that
hoeminster
A hoeminster is someone who is hella rude all the time, and tends to bully a certain someone constantly.
hoeminster by SubtleDren February 2, 2017
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