Hoevinist
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Hovindist
A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.
VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.
Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance
According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.
That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance
According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.
That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
Hovindist by binydeamon September 5, 2009
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Hoevinist • Hoeinism • hoeinitis • Hoskinist • Heminist • hoeminster • hoenista • hominist • Hovindist • Haevin Stoddard
hoeinitis
A genetic condition passed on from mother to daughter
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
Thank you
This condition is very serious and not to be taken lightly
It happens when someone sleeps around at a young age and once this person has children the child has a 75% chance of obtaining it
The only known cure for it is to stop spreading those damn legs
If you know of or think someone you know has hoeinitis please contact a local church and get that help immediately if not taken care of soon enough you may find this person on the corner of your street looking for a good time
Thank you
Hoeinism
Hoeinism by purplejayda December 29, 2018
hominist
a dude that's aggresively against feminism, and that's a hella-good thing too, and this dudes are the MAN they're like, talking women in to saying they're inferiour and pimpslapping them and DOMINATING all bitches of teh world in the world, no my man, this man IS the king, only if it weren't for teh soft ass pussies and shit like that
hoeminster
A hoeminster is someone who is hella rude all the time, and tends to bully a certain someone constantly.
hoeminster by SubtleDren February 2, 2017
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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