Hobtitute

Short hobbits that are always horny that sex people for gold coins.

Bro look Aidan totally looks like a Hobtitute.

by GrufferTheDumbass March 31, 2020

hotstitute

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

hobittens

A glove that has the tips of the fingers removed, that are then covered with a mitten-like appendage to the gloves. The mitten cover is removeable to allow the individual wearing them to use their fingers with full dextarity.

You are wearing hobittens!

by Greg Koch January 9, 2008

hotitude

The level to which somebody is hot, or attractive

Anna's hotitude is off the fucking charts.

by hellyesaguitarsolo June 12, 2011

hotitude

(noun) Rudeness, often condescending, aggressive behavior derived from a physically beautiful person's assumption that their beauty provides them with free license to get in your way, bend your will, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire to press up against their body.

Lindsay Lohan's brushes with the law shows excessive hotitude.

by Steve Jurovich August 3, 2007

hottitude

A self-awareness of extreme level of hotness usually display by powerful professionals in a legal setting.

The lawyer's hottitude only strengthened my attention to her short skirt and high heels, thus so far that I was expelled from jury duty.

by anakin1814 April 22, 2009

Hubstitute

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.

This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...

by locarb June 10, 2009