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hotstitute 

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.
I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.
hotstitute by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011
A glove that has the tips of the fingers removed, that are then covered with a mitten-like appendage to the gloves. The mitten cover is removeable to allow the individual wearing them to use their fingers with full dextarity.
You are wearing hobittens!
hobittens by Greg Koch January 9, 2008

hotitude 

The level to which somebody is hot, or attractive
Anna's hotitude is off the fucking charts.
hotitude by hellyesaguitarsolo June 12, 2011

hotitude 

(noun) Rudeness, often condescending, aggressive behavior derived from a physically beautiful person's assumption that their beauty provides them with free license to get in your way, bend your will, force you out of their way, or otherwise take advantage of your desire to press up against their body.
Lindsay Lohan's brushes with the law shows excessive hotitude.
hotitude by Steve Jurovich August 3, 2007

hottitude 

A self-awareness of extreme level of hotness usually display by powerful professionals in a legal setting.
The lawyer's hottitude only strengthened my attention to her short skirt and high heels, thus so far that I was expelled from jury duty.
hottitude by anakin1814 April 22, 2009

Hubstitute 

Noun. The man in a womans life who fills the role of Husband even though she knows there is not a chance in Hell he will ever marry her.
This is my Hubstitute John. We have been together for 12 years now.... no we arent married....no we arent engaged...
Hubstitute by locarb June 10, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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