3 definitions by InspectorSlap

hotstitute

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

by InspectorSlap January 29, 2011

Snurd

To sneeze so hard that you shit yourself, more commonly known as a sneeze-turd. Not to be confused with a snart.

"Damn dude, its allergy season and I know I'm just gonna shnurd this year."

".... and then I snurded right there in her office!"

by InspectorSlap June 6, 2015

Under-levered

The state of being in the top position of a reverse cowboy.

Oh I was so under-levered with Raul last night.

by InspectorSlap October 16, 2020