hotstitute

An extremely hot prostitute. The hottest hooker you have ever seen. So hot that it makes it OK that she is a prostitute.

I'm putting that hotstitute's child through college.

Maria Bello plays a great hotstitute in Payback.

by InspectorSlap February 19, 2011

hipstitute

A super hipster; one who might be mistaken for a hooker except for certain defining characteristics such as "the mohawk", loud gaudy clothing, and thick rimmed sunglasses. Their clothes and accessories are more for show and less for function. Male hipstitutes might have a moose knuckle resulting from their supper skinny jeans; female hipstitutes might wear fishnet stockings and dark makeup. This type of hipster is just trying to hard.

Check out those hipstitutes tricking outside the indie rock bar.

by hctz824 December 14, 2010

Hookstitute

An institute of higher learning for prostitutes or hookers, or whores. The Word is combined of the word "hooker" and "prostitute" to create Hookstitute.

It's also a very good and genuine thing to graduate from the Hookstitute with the title of "Summa Cum Laude" or "Magna Cum Laude."

This institution provides an A+ education for those who want to become prostitutes in the future, hookers or a whore. You get your first corner after you graduate or your first city walk. I recommend the hookstitute to any people that have ambitions to pursue a career in prostitution or hookering.

*This is a girls only institution, see Pimpstitute for those who wish to become A+ Pimps*

clevebeat: Nina, are you excited for the hookstitute?
Nina: You have no idea, I can't wait to go. I finally found out what I truly want to be in life.
clevebeat: It's a true experience, it was very..inspiring. It's awesome!

by hookytute2014 December 30, 2008

potstitute

ASS FOR GRASS... aka a girl who will hook up with you for a decent amount of weed.

Hey dude... I heard you hit that Jackie character, how'd you get that???

Weed, my friend... She is a total potstitute.

NICE!!!

by Dr Kendall March 15, 2009

Totstitute

When parents allow their kids to dress like prostitutes and may even encourage it for attention or exploitation

“Omg belly shirts in 6th grade? Another totstitute is walking around”
“Posting YouTube videos of your totstitutes should be illegal”
“Wow booty shorts in SC, endless totstitutes , it’s an epidemic”

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

horsetitute

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.

As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.

by scodder May 6, 2010

totstitute

A female uder age, who dresses like a prostitute, although is in school, can get away with horrible clothing choices. Not really a prostitute.

1. Her skirt is so short! What a totstitute! 2. Her mother said "You cannot wear that to school! You look like a totstitute!"

by Tess S. February 2, 2006