Hobsnobbing

Herpe-avoiding big shot who thinks they can screw their boss by screwing his wife.

He was hobsnobbing his bosses wife.

by Mellanarnar May 31, 2018

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

hobknobbing

Socialising with a large group of people, who generally are above your station.

My fiancee is over there, hobknobbing with the local dignitaries.

by McNugget09 July 31, 2009

hobnobling

the act of smoking meth out of a babies skull

Ive been hobnobling and I am straight fucked up!

by TherealFuckmook December 16, 2008

Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.

Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?

by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016

Hobknobbing

When an England national team looks set for victory and still manages to lose.

England look in a very comfortable position here, should be an easy win (an indefinite period of time in the future) Wow, yet again England have managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - hobknobbing at its finest

by RiceySpicey April 6, 2011