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hobnobbing 

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.
I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!
hobnobbing by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Extreme Hobnobbing 

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnobā„¢ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.
We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!
Extreme Hobnobbing by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Hobnobbing 

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.
Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?
Hobnobbing by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016

Hobsnobbing 

Herpe-avoiding big shot who thinks they can screw their boss by screwing his wife.
He was hobsnobbing his bosses wife.
Hobsnobbing by Mellanarnar May 31, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026