hob-sobbing

An activity at a social event such as a cocktail party or Christmas party that centers on piteous complaining regarding the current troubling situation, in question,

After the layoffs were announced, the annual year-end party turned into an orgy of hob-sobbing"

by Larry the wordsmith May 17, 2023

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Extreme Hobnobbing

Seductively eating a McVitie's Hobnob™ biscuit in slow motion whilst intently making deliberate and consistent eye contact in an unlikely situation.

We were having an intimate moment when Joe pulled out a hobnob and started slowly eating it. I didn't know what to think!

Was banging away last night and decided to do a bit of extreme hobnobbing

I knew my boss was going to fire me, so i had a hobnob prepared!

by Drizlepops December 5, 2018

Hobnobbing

A sexual practice where by a male makes a hole in a buscuit (usually a hobnob) inserts his penis through the hole and proceeds to have sex with a partner, causing the buscuit to crumble; both partners then eat the crumbs of biscuit off the others genitals.

Darling I'm feeling hungry and horny fancy a spot of hobnobbing?

by Fuck you that's who September 4, 2016

Hobsnobbing

Herpe-avoiding big shot who thinks they can screw their boss by screwing his wife.

He was hobsnobbing his bosses wife.

by Mellanarnar May 31, 2018