A miserable tightarse...Will shamelessly skip his shout, turn up to BYO parties empty handed and just scab off everyone else.... if they do buy anything, it is whatever swill is the cheapest.

I can't believe he turned up empty handed, and then preceded to guts all of our good beer.... that friggen Hobgoblin

Hobgoblin by The anal douche March 22, 2020

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Hobbling

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

Hobbling by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

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Hobgoblin

A way of expressing you find a member of the opposite sex hideous and utterly repulsive.

Person 1: yo i just hooked up with this girl.
Nick: i feel like she was a real...Hobgoblin...

Hobgoblin by t3@mN!ck August 22, 2010

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Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

Hobbling knob gobbler by no one146 May 1, 2006

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