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hobnobbing 

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.
I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!
hobnobbing by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

hobknobbing 

Socialising with a large group of people, who generally are above your station.
My fiancee is over there, hobknobbing with the local dignitaries.
hobknobbing by McNugget09 July 31, 2009

hobbing off 

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".
Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.
hobbing off by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008

hoboning 

When you have have sex with a homeless person. Or when two homeless people have sex together.
Saw to drug addicts hoboning on the street yesterday.
hoboning by camshoeman3 March 15, 2018

Hob Nobing 

A posh style of Dogging. Where the viewers bring there own tea and and biscuits (preferably Hobnob's)!!!
A group from Cambridge University decided to go to a local park for some Hob Nobing.
Hob Nobing by hobnobing July 16, 2013

hobnobling 

the act of smoking meth out of a babies skull
Ive been hobnobling and I am straight fucked up!
hobnobling by TherealFuckmook December 16, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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