11 definitions by Mr. Alan

Butt-furr

Butt-furr is the lint found in ones arse-crack. Can also be used to refer to the hair that grows in ones arse-crack.

Dude, that lady has got monsters residing in her butt-furr.

or

Hello there sexy lady, I would rather like to see your butt-furr.

by Mr. Alan April 7, 2006

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 7, 2006

sandwichless

Someone who is without a sandwich may be refered to as sandwichless. Someone who is a streak of piss or a streak of misery may also be sandwichless.

I would like to offer that sandwichless person a sandwich.

or

Ha ha, that person does not have a sandwich and therefore they are sandwichless

by Mr. Alan April 7, 2006

streak of misery

Commonly refered to as streak of piss. A tall skinny male, who is lacking in any muscular authority whatsoever. Can also be used to describe a female who is extremely skinny and who looks unhappy.

That guy who works in the chemist is just a streak of misery.

or

She looks like a streak of misery, I would like to give her a sandwich.

by Mr. Alan April 7, 2006

his nudeness

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.

I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?

by Mr. Alan April 7, 2006

dirty dawg

A dirty dawg is a male who will engage in sexual relations with anyone or anything. This person will often make sweet love to beautiful women and spend the time in between making love to whatever else is close to hand!!

You dirty dawg!!

or

Dude you are one dirty motherfucking dawg!!

by Mr. Alan April 7, 2006

willie vomit

Commonly referred to cum, sperm or man goo

I pulled out just in time and sprayed my willie vomit all over her beautiful young face.

or

I woke up this morning covered in willie vomit.

by Mr. Alan April 7, 2006