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Hobknobbing 

When an England national team looks set for victory and still manages to lose.
England look in a very comfortable position here, should be an easy win (an indefinite period of time in the future) Wow, yet again England have managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - hobknobbing at its finest
Hobknobbing by RiceySpicey April 6, 2011

Hobknockingdingleberry 

a man who slaps another man with his penis while a delinquent partial turd grasps the anal causing brownish crust to accumulate in ones boxers.
"gelo your such a hobknockingdingleberry".

hobknocking 

someone in the act of being a hobknocker: a hobknocker is someone that runs around and rubing there penis and balls on random people and , or kicking random people in the balls
example: kate ann sailor kicking people in the balls or rubbing her balls over a random person. this is what a hobknocking person does.
hobknocking by onna1 June 22, 2009

hobnobbing 

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.
I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!
hobnobbing by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

hob-knobbing

Messing around, hanging out; especially with snobbish people
Hob-knobbing is how socialites spend their days.
hob-knobbing by Hildasuz December 9, 2008

hobnobling 

the act of smoking meth out of a babies skull
Ive been hobnobling and I am straight fucked up!
hobnobling by TherealFuckmook December 16, 2008
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