Hoblumpkin 

A blumpkin provided by a hobo

Jeff couldn't afford his regular blumpkin from a prostitute, so he had to settle for a hoblumpkin instead.

Hoblumpkin by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid y'all February 11, 2010

hublumpkin 

the process of receiving oral sex while simultaneously smoking crack-cocaine and taking a dump.

brad was bragging about the hublumpkin he got last night.

hublumpkin by loganNY September 22, 2007

hoodlumpkins

lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*

and that's the american dream.

i died because i had hoodlumpkins, and now i am god because i had hoodlumpkins

hoodlumpkins by hoodlumpkinsgirl101.com June 2, 2023

Hobumpkin 

A homeless country bumpkin. A hobo in rural America.

I felt so bad for that hobumpkin I gave him $2 to buy himself some Nattie light.

Hobumpkin by Homeless Jim Bob December 19, 2021

hoodlumpkins

lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*

and that's the american dream.

i died because i had hoodlumpkins, and now i am god because i had hoodlumpkins

hoodlumpkins by hoodlumpkinsgirl101.com June 2, 2023

Curt Coblumpkin

When you masturbate while taking a dump and your semen hits your forehead.

"Dude I was in the bathroom last night and did a Curt Coblumpkin!"

Curt Coblumpkin by JarBill March 30, 2026

Kurt Coblumpkin

When you masturbate while taking a dump and your semen hits your forehead.

Last night I was on the toilet and ended up giving myself a Kurt Coblumpkin!

Kurt Coblumpkin by JarBill April 19, 2026