Hobumpkin 

A homeless country bumpkin. A hobo in rural America.

I felt so bad for that hobumpkin I gave him $2 to buy himself some Nattie light.

Hobumpkin by Homeless Jim Bob December 19, 2021

hublumpkin 

the process of receiving oral sex while simultaneously smoking crack-cocaine and taking a dump.

brad was bragging about the hublumpkin he got last night.

hublumpkin by loganNY September 22, 2007

humpkin 

One who has a uncontrollable desire to hump any time during the day/night.

1. Kate is my favorite little humpkin.

humpkin by djhomeless October 15, 2007

snuggle humpkin

"Snuggle Humpkin" is the seemingly cute nickname attributed to a halloween date rape.

1: Yo, did you see that girl in the cat costume last night?
2: Yeah man, she was messed up!
1: I think she was roofied.

2: Just another one lost to old man snuggle humpkin.

snuggle humpkin by Elyasis November 2, 2013

Homebumpkinville 

A small, rural town in which there is nothing to do.

"Yo; I can't wait to get out of this fucking homebumpkinville."

Homebumpkinville by Whathaveyou5 April 13, 2012

Humpkin 

The act of receiving a handjob while on the toilet, in the process of pooping.

Everytime I have to shit my girlfriend gives me a humpkin.

Humpkin by Smiley710 February 1, 2015

humpkin 

to cut a small or big circular hole in a pumkin to have sexual intercourse with. For best use leave the pumkin guts in and heat in the microwave.

Once again Todd struck out on Halloween and ended up making sweet love to a humpkin all night long.

humpkin by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007