hublumpkin 

the process of receiving oral sex while simultaneously smoking crack-cocaine and taking a dump.

brad was bragging about the hublumpkin he got last night.

hublumpkin by loganNY September 22, 2007

publumpkin 

publumpkin is like a blumpkin, receiving oral pleasure while excrementing, but only in a public restroom.

Mary Joe was asked by Billy Bob to give him a publumpkin, while stopped at the Flying J truck stop.

publumpkin by cale armantrout February 6, 2006

Hoblumpkin 

A blumpkin provided by a hobo

Jeff couldn't afford his regular blumpkin from a prostitute, so he had to settle for a hoblumpkin instead.

Hoblumpkin by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid y'all February 11, 2010

publumpkin 

When you get a blowjob while you are on the john.

I was taking a shit when she came out of the shower.... and she gave me a publumpkin! WHAT A SICK FUCK!

publumpkin by Jose Martinez April 20, 2005

Hobumpkin 

A homeless country bumpkin. A hobo in rural America.

I felt so bad for that hobumpkin I gave him $2 to buy himself some Nattie light.

Hobumpkin by Homeless Jim Bob December 19, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019