hublumpkin

the process of receiving oral sex while simultaneously smoking crack-cocaine and taking a dump.

brad was bragging about the hublumpkin he got last night.

by loganNY September 22, 2007

publumpkin

publumpkin is like a blumpkin, receiving oral pleasure while excrementing, but only in a public restroom.

Mary Joe was asked by Billy Bob to give him a publumpkin, while stopped at the Flying J truck stop.

by cale armantrout February 6, 2006

Hoblumpkin

A blumpkin provided by a hobo

Jeff couldn't afford his regular blumpkin from a prostitute, so he had to settle for a hoblumpkin instead.

by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid y'all February 11, 2010

publumpkin

When you get a blowjob while you are on the john.

I was taking a shit when she came out of the shower.... and she gave me a publumpkin! WHAT A SICK FUCK!

by Jose Martinez April 20, 2005

Hobumpkin

A homeless country bumpkin. A hobo in rural America.

I felt so bad for that hobumpkin I gave him $2 to buy himself some Nattie light.

by Homeless Jim Bob December 19, 2021