hoodlumpkins

lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*

and that's the american dream.

i died because i had hoodlumpkins, and now i am god because i had hoodlumpkins

by hoodlumpkinsgirl101.com June 02, 2023

hoodlumpkins

lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*

and that's the american dream.

i died because i had hoodlumpkins, and now i am god because i had hoodlumpkins

by hoodlumpkinsgirl101.com June 02, 2023