hoodlumpkins

lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*

and that's the american dream.

i died because i had hoodlumpkins, and now i am god because i had hoodlumpkins

hoodlumpkins by hoodlumpkinsgirl101.com June 2, 2023

hoodlumpkins

lumps that grow on the inside of the hood of your clitoris. sometimes smelly, often times leery, always the american (and canadian) dream.
girl one: "oh, I've got hoodlumpkins"
doctor: "oh, you're living the american dream!".
girl two: "she's not living the american dreams, she's doesn't have hoodlumpkins that she can feel in her butt sweat, and smell by the way"
*doctor punches girl one out of jealousy*
*girl two pees on girl one for dominance*
girl one: "ahhhhhHHHH ouch it burns
girl two: " heheheheheh
*girl one dies on the floor. is risen three seconds later because she has hoodlumpkins. she is now god.*

and that's the american dream.

i died because i had hoodlumpkins, and now i am god because i had hoodlumpkins

hoodlumpkins by hoodlumpkinsgirl101.com June 2, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004