Hobelin 

It’s a really beautiful girl that will take chances and not give up on some stuff and loves dancing and she is shy and she will always be smiling ,sometime boys get attractive to her and she will always be there for you when you need her.Shes loud, keeps to herself but if you get the chance to be a part of her life. Don't blow it. She's kind, funny, pretty damn cute and a unique human being if there ever was one.

Hobelin, she’s well I can't even explain she is just wonderful

Hobelin by 🤫🤫❤️❤️ April 18, 2019

hobaline 

1. the highest form of prostitution
2. the skankiest of whores
3. a high class hobbit prostitute
4. a skanky high school girl who wears too much eye makeup and attracts racoons who may possibly have rabies

Tha girl loks like she put her eye makeup on with a paint roller. She must be a hobaline.

hobaline by ¢hri$tyshanequajohnson July 25, 2010

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

homeliner

a family member who obediently stays at home or self-isolate during pandemic

Just be a homeliner so you can help stop the spread of covid-19.

homeliner by timlight April 21, 2020

Hoblink

A stinky spandex wearing ark coon

Hoblink is dirty

Hoblink by BigfootVI September 19, 2018

Hobbling 

The act of tying someone to a bed and putting a block of wood in between their ankles, then hitting their foot with a sledgehammer to break their ankles making sure they can't escape

Hobbling, Misery

Hobbling by nix0n001 July 11, 2011

Hobbling knob gobbler 

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

Hobbling knob gobbler by no one146 May 1, 2006