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hobaline 

1. the highest form of prostitution
2. the skankiest of whores
3. a high class hobbit prostitute
4. a skanky high school girl who wears too much eye makeup and attracts racoons who may possibly have rabies
Tha girl loks like she put her eye makeup on with a paint roller. She must be a hobaline.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Hubbling 

When you're checking out a bitch that is so out of this world that you need a telescope.
"You know that chick in bio class?"
"The one with the crazy ass?"
"Yeah, I was mad hubbling that the whole class period"
Hubbling by Hubbles October 4, 2012

Hobbsing 

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.
Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?
Hobbsing by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008
From the Greek Work Hobbalobbagus. A dumb trick deeply resembling the Hobb Gobblin and a Hobbit. Hobblits usually crash frat parties by keeping their eye on the shones and cock blocking.
Damn that fat bitch in the green is hating on my splayfulness...what a hobblit
Hobblit by Dominicant April 26, 2008
A stinky spandex wearing ark coon
Hoblink is dirty
Hoblink by BigfootVI September 19, 2018
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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