Hobberknocker 

When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.

That woman right there is a hobberknocker

Hobberknocker by Hobberknocker December 31, 2009

Hobbknocker 

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal

dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker

Hobbknocker by tu`madre January 5, 2011

Hoberknocker 

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.

Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.

Hoberknocker by Mackenziesux December 5, 2012

HobbleKnocker 

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop

1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.

HobbleKnocker by Goldwyn December 21, 2010

Hoberknockers 

Pronounced; (Hob-Er-Knock-Ers)

Refers to a womans Blouse Bunnies otherwise known as Breasts. Also reffered to as boobs, tits, funbags, Jugs, etc.

Holy shit! Did you see the Hoberknockers on that Hose-Hound?

Hoberknockers by YourFakeName July 22, 2009

obberknockerlist 

the art of extremely early morning brain racking to create unique & extremely nonsensical words for use in any sentence of your choosing.

we have just become the first ever obberknockerlists in the world

obberknockerlist by listersknockobbler April 12, 2010

Hobbknocker 

A British term used to describe us Americans in a gross and illegal way. The British are fucking retarded. It was started in Britain late October of 1896 when a fag called an American a hobbknocker because he was playing hobbschotch and an American knocked him over hense the word hobbknocker

British guy: " you're a bloody hobbknocker."
American: " wow you're a faggit who the fuck made up hobbknocker."

Hobbknocker by Himom123 August 28, 2009