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heberknocker 

Your head.
Shut up before I crack you in your heberknocker!
heberknocker by anonymous June 12, 2018
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Hoberknocker 

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.
Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.
Hoberknocker by Mackenziesux December 5, 2012

Hobberknocker 

When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.
That woman right there is a hobberknocker
Hobberknocker by Hobberknocker December 31, 2009

Hoberknockers 

Pronounced; (Hob-Er-Knock-Ers)

Refers to a womans Blouse Bunnies otherwise known as Breasts. Also reffered to as boobs, tits, funbags, Jugs, etc.
Holy shit! Did you see the Hoberknockers on that Hose-Hound?
Hoberknockers by YourFakeName July 22, 2009

Hooberknocker

When an old man hits you in the face with his dusty ballsack.
Jenny: The old man I picked up at the senior center totally gave me a hooberknocker.
Janet: I had one of those once, it was awesome!
Hooberknocker by ayazbee December 27, 2011
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