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Hoberknocker 

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.
Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.
Hoberknocker by Mackenziesux December 5, 2012

Hobberknocker 

When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.
That woman right there is a hobberknocker
Hobberknocker by Hobberknocker December 31, 2009

hobknockers 

noun- 2 hobos having sex in refrigerator boxes. Horizonal boxes are non-consensual, vertical boxes are consensual.
Two people walking down the street.

Person 1 "Do you see that refrigerator box?"
Person 2 "I think its moving, is it rats?"
Person 1 "It could be, or it could be a couple of hobknockers!"

hobknockers 

she had some nice hobknockers
hobknockers by jman24 February 1, 2021

Hooberknocker

When an old man hits you in the face with his dusty ballsack.
Jenny: The old man I picked up at the senior center totally gave me a hooberknocker.
Janet: I had one of those once, it was awesome!
Hooberknocker by ayazbee December 27, 2011

heberknocker 

Shut up before I crack you in your heberknocker!
heberknocker by anonymous June 12, 2018