Hobbknocker

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal

dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker

by tu`madre January 05, 2011

Hobbknocker

A British term used to describe us Americans in a gross and illegal way. The British are fucking retarded. It was started in Britain late October of 1896 when a fag called an American a hobbknocker because he was playing hobbschotch and an American knocked him over hense the word hobbknocker

British guy: " you're a bloody hobbknocker."
American: " wow you're a faggit who the fuck made up hobbknocker."

by Himom123 August 28, 2009

Hobbknocker

The insanely large tits of a Southern woman

Woman: *casually walks on the streets*
Man: 'Damn woman, those are some nice hobbknockers'

by tabascochicken November 24, 2022