Hobbknocker
A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal
Hobbknocker by tu`madre January 5, 2011
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Hobbknocker
A British term used to describe us Americans in a gross and illegal way. The British are fucking retarded. It was started in Britain late October of 1896 when a fag called an American a hobbknocker because he was playing hobbschotch and an American knocked him over hense the word hobbknocker
British guy: " you're a bloody hobbknocker."
American: " wow you're a faggit who the fuck made up hobbknocker."
American: " wow you're a faggit who the fuck made up hobbknocker."
Hobbknocker by Himom123 August 28, 2009
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