HobbleKnocker

1: A person who is really pissing you off

2: A really freaking stupid person

3: An idiot, or a moron

4: Some one you are mad at
5: The equivalent of a Bicklepop

1, 2, 3, 4, 5: You stupid freaking no good Hobbleknocker.

by Goldwyn December 21, 2010

Hobblecocker

Someone who rides too much dick and in result hobbles to get around.

Greg: That girl is hot, but she walks funny!
Darron: Yeah, she is, but she smashed the whole crew last week.
Greg: Daaammmnnn, what a hobblecocker.

by globalcumdumpster October 9, 2016

Hobbknocker

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal

dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker

by tu`madre January 5, 2011

wobbleknockers

extra large breasts, especially ones that are hanging.

Woah, that girl needs to wear a better bra, her wobbleknockers are swinging!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

wobbleknocker alarm clock

The act of a woman waking someone up by hanging her large pendulous breasts over their face and swinging them back and forth across their face to wake them up.

I was sleeping and my wife gave me the wobbleknocker alarm clock this morning...I knew it was gonna be a great day!

by Almalphia September 27, 2010

Hobberknocker

When a man hits you in the face with his testicles.

That woman right there is a hobberknocker

by Hobberknocker December 31, 2009

Tobbleknocker

1. Noun; An eatery that is small to be a restaurant, yet too big to be a delicatessen.

2. Noun; A fight or a tussle.

1. "Lets go down the street and get a bite to eat at the tobbleknocker."

2. "That dude wants to throw down fists and have a tobbleknocker.

by Eric & Chris July 3, 2009