Hoberknocker

The name calling of a man or woman that does not catch onto the joke or idea that is presented.

Mackenzie did not at all catch on that the tweet about inspiring was about her, she's such a hoberknocker.

by Mackenziesux December 5, 2012

Hobknocker

A word used to describe unspeakable things made up by wade Collins in an episode of i Carly

Carly: what is a hobknocker
Sam *whispers in carlys ear*
Carly: ew that’s gross
Sam: and illegal

by Heyyitsme October 23, 2019

Juicy Hobknocker

A blowjob with relish

That was some juicy hobknocker.

by blackalex December 25, 2009

Hobknocker

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

hobknocker

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

by scenesinner February 7, 2009

hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017

Hobbknocker

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal

dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker

by tu`madre January 5, 2011