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Hispanical 

A GENERALIZATION USED TO DESCRIBE ALL THINGS OF LATIN, SPANISH, HISPANIC, OR MEXICAN DECENT. I.E. FOOD, MUSIC, RACE, CULTURE, ACCENTS, LANGUAGE, TELEMUNDO.
HISPANICAL FOOD IS TOO SPICY.
IT MUST BE THAT HOT HISPANICAL BLOOD RUNNING THROUGH YOUR VEINS.
I'M SORRY...I DON'T SPEAK HISPANICAL.
THERE IS A HISPANICAL DUDE LOOKING FOR YOU.
HISPANICAL WOMEN ARE CALIENTE!
Hispanical by voodoochild89029 April 22, 2009
Words you can keep

hispanical mechanical 

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
hispanical mechanical by fartso55 January 14, 2019

word for hispanic spics

umm i thinn latino spics is all they're called so that's it
word for hispanic spics is i killed they're whole race and they pussied out and took credit and now their leader is in prison for them

Hispanic mom 

They never let you go on a sleepover so don't even bother asking a person with a Hispanic mother. They get mad at you for having one pair of socks on the floor or for having a cup in your room. And they also don't let you go out so don't ask if we can go out either.
Daughter: Mami puedo irme con mis amigas a el Parke.
Hispanic mom: no
Daughter: Porque?
Hispanic mom: Porque no
Hispanic mom by Green Kiwi February 17, 2020

Hispanic kiss 

A hispanic kiss is when a spanish woman kisses a man by using one hand to run her hands through his hair while putting her other hand down his pants to rub his dick.
"Oh that was hot! Dolores gave me that hispanic kiss last night. It was good."
Hispanic kiss by RuelleR April 1, 2020

hispanic penis 

A penis that is statistically (demonstrably) larger than that of the white and oriental man, and closely second to the black man. Its size is mostly contributed to by the Amerindian race, which is proven by various countries within Latin America that have a higher concentration of Amerindian genes (besides the few countries with more prevalent “black genes”).
Maria: Ay papi! You may be vertically short, but you’re tall where it counts!
Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!

Hispanic 

Hispanic-an ancient adjective and noun-was mainstreamed as a political label in the United States in the early 1970's. The purpose for the introduction of such an ancient adjective by the Nixon administration was ostensibly to create a political label solely for the purpose of applying the constitutional anti-discrimination standard of “strict scrutiny” to anyone who was labeled Hispanic. The label had the immediate effect of linking the entire population of the 19 nations that comprise Latin America, as well as, distinguishing the "Hispanic" colonial heritage of Latin American Countries from the "Anglo Saxon" colonial heritage of the United States.

Before the colonization of the Americas, a person had to be solely from Hispania-Spain and Portugal together- in order to be called Hispanic. Today, Hispania has 21 progenies: two in Europe (Spain and Portugal), and nineteen in the Americas (Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, The Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Puerto Rico, Uruguay, and Venezuela).

But there is more to think about: America is a country where one would not consider mislabeling a Scotsman an Irishman, for such would be an insult to the Scotsman, and visa versa; where one would not describe Canadian culture as being the same as Australian culture because such would be an insult to Canadians and visa versa. Yet, sadly, America is also a country where schools are educating the masses into believing that all people who immigrate or descend from the twenty-one distinctly different progenies of Hispania are: culturally alike, vote as a group, dance salsa, speak Spanish or Portuguese, can't cut it in the schools, work in menial jobs, join gangs, get aids, look alike, think alike, prefer to be separated from “Anglo” America, and have no heritage other than what is being accomplished in the USA by anyone politically labeled Hispanic.

America is a country where Hispanic heritage month no longer honors Hispania's progenies as unique, various and sundry cultures. America is a country where Hispanic heritage month is politically misused for the purpose of pressuring everyone labeled Hispanic into accepting that an attribute applied to anyone labeled Hispanic is an attribute applied to everyone labeled Hispanic, regardless of their different national heritage, and their different cultural backgrounds.

America is a country where the political label Hispanic is being used to camouflage one key fact, and that is that 66.9 percent (as of the 2002) of those labeled Hispanic in the United States do not represent the twenty-one progenies of Hispania, but rather only one progeny-Mexico.
The political label Hispanic is not a physical description of any kind.
Hispanic by knowledge January 17, 2005
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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