Definitions by fartso55
hispanical mechanical
Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.
God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!
hispanical mechanical by fartso55 January 14, 2019
Retirement Project
Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.
Retirement Project by fartso55 November 22, 2018
strenergy
Before the big game, coach John told the high school team to get to bed early for the championships because they would need lots of strenergy to win!
The Online Wandering Jew
A person who gets banned from forums a lot and is never accepted in online communities and thus hops from one community to another looking to be accepted like historically when Jews were expelled from various countries due to anti Semitism thus migrating from one country to the next looking for acceptance.
After being banned from the twentieth forum, Giovanni the online wandering Jew started his own forum due to not being accepted on other forums.
The Online Wandering Jew by fartso55 April 14, 2017
key happy
When a moderator on a forum is eager to ban people for little reason. Just like a trigger happy person is eager to shoot things for little reason.
Fart Raid
While the victim is asleep a group of friends sneak in the room close all the windows fart stinky farts all at once and wake up the victim. Then they lock the victim in their room forcing the victim to smell the farts!