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Awesome girl! There is no one else in the world like her. She has a great personality. Hard worker. Good mother and wife. Puts her family first. It is hard to get this one to loose her cool but when pushed far enough, knows how to take care of herself. Very easy to get along with. A true friend who will be there for you till the end.
Hessie is the coolest!
Hessie by Hesterp February 5, 2010
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HessenTag 

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020
Related Words
Hessie hessian hussie Hessel hesse hessi hessler Hussien heshies hessek

Andrew Hussie 

Andrew Hussie is the creator of MS Paint Adventures and the coolest person in the Universe. His most recent adventure is Homestuck. He has lips like a god, and knows not how to stop breaking the fourth wall. His skin is a beautiful shade of orange.
"Hey, do you know who Andrew Hussie is?"
"I dunno, some whore named Andrew, I guess."
Then, an orange man in a green shirt flew through the window and ate him.

Andrew Hussie 

A god among men. Creator of MSPaintadventures.com, and author of Homestuck, Problem Sleuth, Bard Quest, and Jailbreak. Andrew Hussie is well-known for owning the souls of all who read His work, most notably; Homestuck. Other names for this great and all-powerful being are; Waste of Space, Huss of Lips, AH, The Huss, and Orange Guy. He is also easily the coolest person in the universe(s). So cool in fact, that the man himself appears in Homestuck on numerous occasions and is actually the second most important character. Andrew Hussie enjoys activities that include but are not limited to; Blitzing Chakras, eating Tobelrones, Breaking the fourth wall (this one appears to be his personal favorite), riding magic dogs, trolling his many fans, typing recaps, wrecking theories, killing everyone, writing crazy plots, meeting deadlines, editing star trek, inciting shipping wars, buying lots of tiny dice, getting a formspring, deleting said formspring, dodging questions, following Betty Crocker and Little Debbie, looking at fan art, busting moves, painting himself grey, ruining conventions, crashing Newgrounds, adding on to his greatest creation to date (Homestuck), and bravely hunting down a four foot tall asshole in suspenders with nothing but a broom.
You have not lived until Andrew Hussie owns your soul.

get hessed on

In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level
Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
get hessed on by capnsouth December 22, 2010

Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.
Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Andrew Hussie 

A fabulous leader of a dangerous cult called "Homestuck". Goes by "Orange Guy", "The Huss", and "Waste Of Space". He will find you. And he will. Destroy. Your. Life. Do not succumb to his manipulative games, like I. Homestuck will destroy your life. Join today!

XD
Me: Yo Andrew Hussie is the MAAAN
Anyone else: Dafug?
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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