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Awesome girl! There is no one else in the world like her. She has a great personality. Hard worker. Good mother and wife. Puts her family first. It is hard to get this one to loose her cool but when pushed far enough, knows how to take care of herself. Very easy to get along with. A true friend who will be there for you till the end.
Hessie is the coolest!
Hessie by Hesterp February 5, 2010
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HessenTag 

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020
Related Words
Hessie • hessian • hussie • Hessel • hesse • hessi • hessler • Hussien • heshies • hessek

Andrew Hussie 

Andrew Hussie is the creator of MS Paint Adventures and the coolest person in the Universe. His most recent adventure is Homestuck. He has lips like a god, and knows not how to stop breaking the fourth wall. His skin is a beautiful shade of orange.
"Hey, do you know who Andrew Hussie is?"
"I dunno, some whore named Andrew, I guess."
Then, an orange man in a green shirt flew through the window and ate him.

Andrew Hussie 

A god among men. Creator of MSPaintadventures.com, and author of Homestuck, Problem Sleuth, Bard Quest, and Jailbreak. Andrew Hussie is well-known for owning the souls of all who read His work, most notably; Homestuck. Other names for this great and all-powerful being are; Waste of Space, Huss of Lips, AH, The Huss, and Orange Guy. He is also easily the coolest person in the universe(s). So cool in fact, that the man himself appears in Homestuck on numerous occasions and is actually the second most important character. Andrew Hussie enjoys activities that include but are not limited to; Blitzing Chakras, eating Tobelrones, Breaking the fourth wall (this one appears to be his personal favorite), riding magic dogs, trolling his many fans, typing recaps, wrecking theories, killing everyone, writing crazy plots, meeting deadlines, editing star trek, inciting shipping wars, buying lots of tiny dice, getting a formspring, deleting said formspring, dodging questions, following Betty Crocker and Little Debbie, looking at fan art, busting moves, painting himself grey, ruining conventions, crashing Newgrounds, adding on to his greatest creation to date (Homestuck), and bravely hunting down a four foot tall asshole in suspenders with nothing but a broom.
You have not lived until Andrew Hussie owns your soul.

get hessed on

In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level
Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!
get hessed on by capnsouth December 22, 2010

Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.
Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."
Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Andrew Hussie 

A fabulous leader of a dangerous cult called "Homestuck". Goes by "Orange Guy", "The Huss", and "Waste Of Space". He will find you. And he will. Destroy. Your. Life. Do not succumb to his manipulative games, like I. Homestuck will destroy your life. Join today!

XD
Me: Yo Andrew Hussie is the MAAAN
Anyone else: Dafug?
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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