1: n. Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D.
2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.
3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.
4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.
2: adj. pertaining to Germanic warlord/mercenary from 1500-1700 A.D. barbaric.
3: n. An unclean individual who attempts to portray himself as hypermasculine. Predominant in 1980s U.S.A. Common traits include dirty mullet hairstyle, pathetic facial hair, tight fitting acid-washed jeans, black vintage metal tee (cut-off sleeves optional), and "ticking-timebomb" demeanor. Hobbies include stealing bikes, metal, and whoopin' ass. A hesher.
4: adj. of or pertaining to a hesher.
1: The hessians helped the British fight against the U.S. during the Revolutionary War.
2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.
3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.
4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.
2: In a hessian manner, the savage devoured his meal in under sixty seconds.
3: Don't mess with that hessian. He'll go apeshit and gnash his tooth.
4: He released his hessian aggression not through stomping a mudhole in your ass, but by shredding a badass guitar solo even Dave Mustaine would envy.
by Joe Wise February 27, 2004
A grungy, if not outright dirty metalhead who wears combat boots, ripped up stone-washed jeans, long greasy hair, and can be found at starter-metal concerts and metalcore shows.
by Seppuku Smile July 9, 2003
Someone who lives in Hesse, a german state. Being a real "Hessian" means you're uber german. Everyone who has seen Sleepy Hollow knows that.
Mr. I: I am Hessian
Mrs. P: Oh...does that mean you're a strange Metalhead who doesn't wash himself?
Mr. I: NO! It meanst that i am living in Hesse near Frankfurt!
Mrs. P: Sorry, didn't want to insult you.
Mr. I: TO LATE! I'LL COME AT NIGHT AND CUT YOUT HEAD OF!!!!
Mrs. P: Oh...does that mean you're a strange Metalhead who doesn't wash himself?
Mr. I: NO! It meanst that i am living in Hesse near Frankfurt!
Mrs. P: Sorry, didn't want to insult you.
Mr. I: TO LATE! I'LL COME AT NIGHT AND CUT YOUT HEAD OF!!!!
by Tempesta May 1, 2004
by sickoflookingforaname August 6, 2011
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.
by Pete June 4, 2004