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a charismatic wonder whose artistic ability only compliments the aura of his spirit. the type of guy you can only compare to a fictional character of an unforgettable novel.
only a hessler reads the newspaper at a local coffee shop.
hessler by non-fiction October 23, 2006
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A hairy uncircumcized penis that is fatter than it is long.
Man I have a Hessler.
Hessler by Derrek47 September 21, 2011

hit the hessler 

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).
I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.
hit the hessler by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.
If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys
omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day
jaden hossler by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me
boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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