hessler

1. slang for bed.
2. "hitting the hessler": slang for going to bed. Popularized by h100+101.

"I'm tired. I'm going to hit the hessler."

by Dinkus Mayhem January 2, 2009

hessler

a charismatic wonder whose artistic ability only compliments the aura of his spirit. the type of guy you can only compare to a fictional character of an unforgettable novel.

only a hessler reads the newspaper at a local coffee shop.

by non-fiction October 23, 2006

Hessler

A hairy uncircumcized penis that is fatter than it is long.

Man I have a Hessler.

by Derrek47 September 21, 2011

hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).

I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.

by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007

Jaden Hossler

The love of my life, also known as a gorgeous beautiful tik tok star who i would give up everything for.

If Jaden Hossler told me to get in a car at 3am, i would do it. No questions asked

by accurate definer October 5, 2019

jaden hossler

jaden hossler is daddy and is the king of all e boys

omg jaden hossler is daddy and can choke me any day

by daddyjaden July 13, 2019

Jaden Hossler

jaden hossler (n.) the hottest person alive and can get any girl he wants but is already taken by me

boy: hey, will you be my girlfriend?
me at: sorry i’m already married
boy: by who
me: by jaden hossler the hottest person alive

*show boy picture*
boy: oh fuck,shit

by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019