hessek 

Hessek: One who leaves large amounts of skat (shit) everywhere he roams. A hessek will typically pee and crap in their own back yard. Usually appears as a thin, lanky, person with braces who always has crap stuck in the braces. Likes to wear women's underwear and tend to be child molesters.

That Rick, he is such a Hessek. Keep your kids away from him.

hessek by Keith Grimes January 7, 2005

Hessek 

Russian for "Being full of SHIT".

I don't believe anything that guy says, he is so HESSEK!!

Hessek by Rick's Mom January 7, 2005

HessenTag 

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.

"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"

HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020

get hessed on

In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level

Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!

get hessed on by capnsouth December 22, 2010

Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

Hesseltine BS Skills by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Herman Hesse 

Author. Almost as likely to get you into Eastern philosophy as J. D. Salinger.

"Dude, I read Siddhartha by Herman Hesse the other day and now I wanna be Buddhist."

Herman Hesse by EdgarM. November 29, 2007