Hesseltine 

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

Hesseltine by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hesseltine 

great family who people hate on out of jealously. People hold grudges on them for things they can’t control. Being the bigger person they move on and don’t care about what others think.

Girl: My mom doesn’t like you because your last name is Hesseltine.

Hesseltine: Well she can screw off and get over herself.

Hesseltine by TheTruth;)11 December 10, 2018

Hesseltine BS Skills 

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

Hesseltine BS Skills by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Hesseling 

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

Hesseling by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

A football player who currently plays for Celtic, and has the best fucking name in the world.

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink: Hi, my names Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink

Random Guy: WHOA MAN, ITS LIKE IM ON LSD

Jan Vennegoor Of Hesselink by Ulphy September 22, 2008

Heseltine 

a bit of a moody guy

stop being such a heseltine

Heseltine by ooooooppppp November 13, 2021

Haseltine 

A family known for there Garfield loving. They have a son that reminds everyone of Garfield, because of his face.

John Haseltine is a benchod, that hangs out with more benchods.

Haseltine by Landen Kapowka jr. July 20, 2019