micdizzle's definitions

Herpatitus

A form of herpes/hepatitis which can be contracted by a)stepping on broken glass and b)partaking in sexual encounters with minors. Symptoms include mucus-laden coughing, body aches, disorientation. Warning: don't play frisbee around broken bottles.

Broken glass is ouch
Watch what you do with your feet
Herpatitus, Nooooo!

by micdizzle June 22, 2008