Herpatitus-D 

A disease that causes extreme flairs of herp derpness. It's not a deadly disease but it is highly contagious as it is airborne so if you find your self suffering from Herpatitus-D, contact anyone you have been around so they can be checked out immediately. There is no cure for Herpatitus-D and it is hereditary so watch who you hang out with as they could be carriers and not know it themselves. There are treatments for the flair ups with a soothing ointment which can be applied five times a day. The best way to deal with HD is to be taken out back behind a shed and be taken out old yeller style

An example of Herpatitus-D is claiming yourself King Herp of all the Derpdom.

Herpatitus-D by ccbc 09 April 22, 2011

hepatitis D negitive 

1.) mad cow disease

2.) a hairy asshole

1.) this here cows got that hepatitis D negitive so watch yer step

2.) hey dude, i was fuckin this girl last night an she actually liked my hepatitis D negitive.

hepatitis D negitive by K Pack December 23, 2006

Herpatitus 

A form of herpes/hepatitis which can be contracted by a)stepping on broken glass and b)partaking in sexual encounters with minors. Symptoms include mucus-laden coughing, body aches, disorientation. Warning: don't play frisbee around broken bottles.

Broken glass is ouch
Watch what you do with your feet
Herpatitus, Nooooo!

Herpatitus by micdizzle June 22, 2008

herpatitus 

inflammation of the herpes contracted by staying at a Ramada Inn in Anahiem. It is when your herpes get hepatitis. Commonly associated with elephantitus.

I got herpatitus from that bed!

herpatitus by racheln July 24, 2007

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum 

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.

“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum by AR7AS January 5, 2023

briefcake 

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017