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1. A revolting and contagious sexual affliction, notorious for its ability to spread like wildfire through promiscuous encounters. Derived from the unholy union of the words "herpes" and "plague," Hermeq is the epitome of repulsion, leaving its victims with a lingering discomfort that transcends the physical realm.

2. A peripatetic miscreant with a penchant for thievery, particularly in the domain of metallic valuables. The term encapsulates the unsavory character of an individual who traverses the world, leaving behind a trail of stolen metal possessions and a wake of dismayed communities.
Person 1: "Dude, I heard Jake got involved with some sketchy business during his travels. He's got this Hermeq thing now."

Person 2: "Oh no, not Hermeq! That's like the STD of the underworld, right? And didn't he also swipe those antique copper sculptures from that village last month?"

Person 1: "Yeah, he's like a double threat – spreading both the disease and pilfering all that metal. What a vile Hermeq he's become!"
Hermeq by YankyDoodler December 22, 2023
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Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.
Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?
Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017
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The sweetest girl you'll ever know! Shy around people she doesn't know, outgoing with those she does know. If she's your friend, keep her because she's a precious one. She has a very pretty face with beautiful eyes. She's a loyal friend if you are loyal to her.
Hermela is the best friend you'll ever have.
Hermela by jlgirl.245 March 7, 2020

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.
“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”
hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021
Hermela is African girl who is most likely to be Eritrean or Ethiopian. She is the funniest, nicest, most beautiful girl. Hermela is a really good girlfriend. She doesn't deserve all this shit she went through. She deserves a good boyfriend and a good everything. In her future there will be happiness. She has 🍑 And 🍒
Hermela by 2106 May 22, 2017
also known as 'a mela'
A peng black girl (light, brown or dark) who's outgoing and adventurous. Other people want to get to know her and she's also the life of the party.
*walking past a girl*
Look at that hermela bruv.
Hermela by AFroGrrrl March 1, 2017

Hermes Hermes 

A synonym for Gucci that means cool, wonderful, good, and awesome
Thing #1: do you want to go to mall?
Thing #2: Hermes Hermes
Hermes Hermes by Hermes Hermes October 29, 2019
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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