haysem

A Somalian criminal that kicks it w Brassys and loves committing sexual offenses against men. Usually a Haysem reaches their full capacity after geeking on dugu allowing them to engage in a wide range of fraud

Nigga is such a haysem

by Chalkeatwr1001 May 29, 2021

hayseed

AKA hay seed

A slow witted or unstylish person from the rural midwest.

The used tractor depot was full of hayseeds and rednecks.

by Verdant December 31, 2004

haysex

the act of having sex in a haystack

girl: let's have haysex.
boy: no, you're weird.

by DanaZ September 4, 2009

Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism

A reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram.

<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..

by cstangle June 1, 2004

Haysen

Haysen is a very nice ,honest guy. He will always make you smile or make you laugh. He is the type of flirty guy but not with everyone. If your nice to him then he’ll be nice back but if your not then he won’t even talk to you. You can trust him with anything and he’ll always be there for you. He usually loves fortnite and has a good sense of style.

Girl: hey can I tell you something but can you keep it a secret

Haysen: yeah sure what’s up?

by Kendall 1206 December 15, 2018

hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

hausemaster

one of the two founders of 2b2t the most autistic place online

oh hausemaster do you want to build a base to gather hause hause hause

by 4b4t March 6, 2017