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A frigid jerk who goes on about the size of his dick, when really, he is just trying to cover up the fact he doesn't have one. Stands behind couples trying to kiss making inappropriate sexual comments.
Alice: Oh My God, i hate that dickless jerk. Can't he just piss off?!

Imi: I know, he's definitely a Haysman.
Haysman by Alice+Imogen October 31, 2008
Words you can keep
A reallly sexy boy, with a big penis and lots of pubes. He gets all the girls and is a cool guy. He is also a pimp
Stasia: Look how hot he is
Bridie: Yeah, thats a haysman 4 sure
haysman by alexhaysman June 25, 2008
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Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is a famous individual with nearly 200k at the time this was written. She grew her account in 2020 and it is rapidly growing now in 2021, her biggest platform is Tik Tok however she uses Facebook rather much! She loves all her fans and is a big fan of Hag Hag, Blu and Dante Gous.
I love Karen Hausman and hag hag
Karen Hausman by Hag hag January 10, 2021

Karen Hausman

Karen Hausman is an amazing TikTok star. Sources show that her following count is increasing more rapidly than Charli Damelio!
Karen Hausman is a saviour.
Karen Hausman by arlo <33 February 1, 2021

haymancay 

Someone that manipulates people who believes in their ability to lead.
Jesus, you're such a Haymancay.
haymancay by Guest1006954 June 2, 2018
A Punjabi name, literally meaning laughing-mind.
His name is Hasman.
Hasman by MelleMel June 10, 2009

Hausman Status 

High-grade cannabis, often only available in a select few Cannabis Clubs in Northern California's Bay Area, that's so chronic even the pickiest upper-middle class Jewish teenage potheads would acknowledge it's great and be willing to pay for it, regardless of its price.
"Dude, that weed was alright but it wasn't anything I'd consider Hausman Status."
Hausman Status by Thizzcobar October 24, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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