Contradicting
Contradicting by AwesomeKia (: August 23, 2011
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Contradicting Contradiction
A reoccurring happening of two simultaneous events with the premise that both events are polar oppossites to one another, where the result of the matter is physically a stalemate but morally, one side prevails glaringly over the other.
Contradicting Contradiction by Oxxy_Montalvy November 13, 2016
contradicting shit-giver
Duder 1: "Ok, I'm down. Hey Pete you down to kick it tomorrow night?"
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
Duder 2: "Yea right you gotta ask his ass like a month in advance. He's always too busy on short notice."
Pete: "Yea sure, I'm down. How about you dude?"
Duder 2: "Oh shit....um.....well I'm busy."
Pete: "You're such a contradicting shit-giver."
contradicting shit-giver by westfalia January 19, 2010
Contradicting outfit
An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.
R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.
Contradicting outfit by Hehshdn February 16, 2018
Urban contradictionary
When someone thinks they know what a word means, they look it up on urban dictionary, and are presented with a word that is totally opposite of their expectations. (Also known as the entire site).
sean: "I went to urban dictionary and typed in 'wedding', and it came up with 'the procedure used to artificially inseminate cows'. WTF! they should call it urban CONTRAdictionary.
Urban contradictionary by Seanacious D November 29, 2010
law of non-contradiction
The law of non-contradiction is one of the most important principles in the realm of logic.
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
Essentially, "two contradictory propositions cannot both be true at the same time in the same sense."
law of non-contradiction in a nutshell, Christians believe that salvation is through Jesus Christ alone, and Muslims believe that salvation is through Mohammed and Allah alone. ...
law of non-contradiction by rockwell13 August 19, 2006
starburst contradiction
Made popular by the starburst commercial with the Korean Scot and Albino lifeguard. It's a person place or thing that in itself is a huge paradox. Trying to intrepret it will end up in a huge mind hack.
Red Sox and Yankees fan.
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
ICP fan going out with an Eminem fan.
A hot computer engineer.
Someone who has a Mac AND a PC
Someone who has Lil Kim and Nicki Minaj on their ipod playlist.
A rapper politician.
-STARBURST CONTRADICTION!
starburst contradiction by BYAAAA! November 30, 2010
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