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hansemand 

eyo, you seem like a real hansemand
hansemand by gomlmate April 25, 2017
Words you can keep

Jeff Hanneman

The "other" guitarist from Slayer, who's actually miles better. Kerry King is awesome, but he's nothing on Jeff Hanneman. Hanneman's solos are just pure fucking awesome.
Kid who pretends to like Slayer to be cool: OMGZ KERRY KING IS LIEK TEH BEST

Proper Slayer fan: No, he's awesome, but Jeff Hanneman is better. Jeff wrote Angel of Death!

Jeff Hanneman

One of the legendary band Slayer's guitarists. He has been with the band since it started and can play awesome solos.
Woah jeff hanneman has alot of talent
Jeff Hanneman by M3tal H3ad August 30, 2008

HorseManDan 

Dan is a cool youtuber who gets his art from ameer1029 he is very pog and likes subs he livestreams often
HorseManDan uses ameer1029's pfps you know?
HorseManDan by ameer1029 March 1, 2021

Hanselman 

The act of friending two women friends and sleeping with both. Although not at the same time, it must be during the same weekend. Also the women must remain friends after said Hanselmanning.
Man 1: Dude, I hanselmanned those chicks last weekend.

Man 2: And they are still friends?

Man 1: Yeah.
Hanselman by dickinny April 17, 2013

handmand 

Handmand is a hand+mand. It means "hand mand" but together in one flowing word, "handmand". Typically a negative connotation, usually reserved for people that annoy other people.
"Check out that handmand. Hand. Mand.!"

or

"You are such a handmand!"
handmand by Mr T-Rex January 21, 2014

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!
"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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