HASEMA 

Darry things

remind me some day to tell you about HASEMA - that is an acronym

HASEMA by kill3rB0d October 14, 2020

Hateman 

Frequent voice mail caller on The Howard Stern Show mostly between 2003 and 2005. He was nicknamed Hateman after repeated angry and racist voice mails against blacks, hispanics, asians, west indians, the catholic church and some celebrities.

Hateman is also extrememly sexually attracted to Robin Quivers and will usually leave a sexual message directed at her towards the end of his rants.

He has recently began calling into the show again on Sirius after a long hiatus with his first message left on June 6th, 2006.

To this day no one on the show knows who he really is although Artie Lange has speculated that his accent is either from Staten Island or Brooklyn.

Howard Stern: "Hateman went to town on you again Robin because you lost weight and he's all worked up"

Hateman (via Voice mail 09-06-2007): "Hey Robin my fine little monkey bitch, how you doin' baby? You slimming down huh? Dr. Ronnie's got you in fighting shape. Well I'll tell you what, I wanna pound that pussy and have Dr Ronnie give me a high colonic while I'm in you. But she's got to give me the high colonic with her fucking toungue that rich doctor bitch. This better not be another one of your fucking fads like your magic elixer last time. I don't know you go on these unrealistic diets, and then like you balloon back up. You can't keep doing that to your system bitch, know what I mean? ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WANNA TAKE OUT THIS GODDAMN TROSWER TROUT FUCKING SNAKE THROUGH MY PANTS AND STICK IT RIGHT IN YOUR YAP YOU NIGGER BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING LICK ME YOU FUCKING COON. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT YOU BLOWHEAD FUCK. I WANNA TUG ON THOSE DREADS AND HAVE YOU LICK MY ASSHOLE. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THEN I'LL LICK YOUR FUCKING CUNT. AHHHHH, YOU FINE LITTLE MOCHA SKIN BITCH. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT BAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS WHITE FUCKING COCK, I WANNA GIVE YOU MY WHITE HOT STICKY LOAD I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE-"

<Cut off by voice mail system>

Howard Stern: "Oh my god, he's so obsessed with you"

Robin Quivers: "Yeah, but where is he...?"

Howard Stern: "I want Dr Ronnie to give him that high colonic"

Artie Lange: "I'm impressed that Hateman clearly managed to come up with the 13 bucks a month for Satellite"

Hateman by Zorba The Swamp Monster January 4, 2008

haematophilia 

Haematophilia within BDSM, refers to the sexual interest in blood. The fetish can be satisfied in many ways, usually through visual exposure. Though, ingestion of, submersion in and withdrawal of blood can all be ways to fulfill one's desires related to the fetish. A common misconception about haematophilia is that it can be triggered by period blood, this is in almost all cases, inaccurate.

Person1: why was he breathing heavily throughout the lab practical where we withdrew blood?
Person2: he was horny, he has haematophilia!

haematophilia by your blood boi June 10, 2019

Hageman Dancer 

This is a dancing style that encompasses large usage of space and complete disregard for other neighbouring dancers. A Hageman dancer will often dance carelessly, using his/her elbows and continuously infringing upon the space of neighbouring dancers with complete disregard for their comfort or space.

"That kid keeps on hitting into me while dancing.. dude, he is such hageman dancer"

Hageman Dancer by giuseppino May 20, 2007

kyoko hasegawa

a fine piece of Japanese ass who is an actress and part-time spokesmodel for, Levie.

Was born on the 22nd of July, 1978. Has starred in numerous Japanese dramas, variety tv shows, and movies. Also released several collectibles such as calendars and photobooks.

"Damn! That's a really fine piece of J-ass right there... Um...what's her name again? Kyoko Hase..what?"

kyoko hasegawa by anjiro November 18, 2004

Hashman1983 

Drug addict and ex photoshop king.

This stoner must be Hashman1983.

Hashman1983 by nobody.22 January 15, 2023

hasmath 

A very beautiful girl who likes to be right all the time who is always there when you need her. Likes to be spoiled rotten and is such an amazing person.

My wife is such a Hasmath!!!

hasmath by Smeagol77 March 3, 2019