haysex

the act of having sex in a haystack

girl: let's have haysex.
boy: no, you're weird.

by DanaZ September 4, 2009

Hansexual

One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.

Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.

by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

hayseed

AKA hay seed

A slow witted or unstylish person from the rural midwest.

The used tractor depot was full of hayseeds and rednecks.

by Verdant December 31, 2004

hansexual

a person who is attracted to the most handsome man han jisung from stray kids

someone: omg i think Kyle likes you
you: oop too bad im hansexual
them: .....

by sehunsnose December 25, 2020

Haysen

Haysen is a very nice ,honest guy. He will always make you smile or make you laugh. He is the type of flirty guy but not with everyone. If your nice to him then he’ll be nice back but if your not then he won’t even talk to you. You can trust him with anything and he’ll always be there for you. He usually loves fortnite and has a good sense of style.

Girl: hey can I tell you something but can you keep it a secret

Haysen: yeah sure what’s up?

by Kendall 1206 December 15, 2018

hayseed

derogatory term for a rural member of the American working class. This cutesy term has a demonizing impact on class consciousness, segregating the rural worker from his urban counterpart.

Hayseeds go back to the country, never to be heard from again.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 16, 2005

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005