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MJ Hatering
A person who hates you for rumors and untrue statements and refuses to find out or except the REAL truth.
Guy 1:So she hates you because she heard you slapped her best friend?
Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!
Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
Guy 2:Yeah! and Every time I try to tell her she ignores me and disses me!
Guy 1:man,She jus' MJ Hatering
MJ Hatering by Genious Youthly April 15, 2011
Related Words
Haterine • Hatering • Hamerine • haterige • Haterini • Haterize • haterized • Haternet • MJ Hatering • The Haternet
Hatering
Andrew: "God man my dick is so sore!"
Jon: "What the fuck?"
Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"
Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."
Jon: "What the fuck?"
Andrew: "Dude some guy Hatered me so hard last night!"
Jon: "Dude, you can't just be hatering all the time or your dick will split in two."
Hatering by BigDickMcThunderStick February 23, 2014
haterized
A hater who amplifies his hatred towards, a person, place, or thing by getting other haters to participate in their haterism.
Trump’s haterized attempt to persuade others to dislike Obama, will fail, resulting in his own failed legacy.
haterized by Artist Writer Carole J McCoy August 14, 2019
Hamerine
Its a name
Hatering
The verb to hate on; whether it be on a person, animal, object, or idea. To be a complete hater. The hater doesn't necessarily hate the person he or she is bashing, rather the hater wants to knock somelse down a notch.
Cindy was hatering on Tommy all day.
Patrick was hatering on his Xbox because his live account ran out.
Bill: The Gophers suck!
Tom: Stop hatering on Tubby's Team!
Patrick was hatering on his Xbox because his live account ran out.
Bill: The Gophers suck!
Tom: Stop hatering on Tubby's Team!
Hatering by Mr.Sunnshine March 15, 2011
Haterini
Fictional cocktail for haters by haters. Infused with jealousy, arsenic, & all that's negative for a bitchass sting.
Sister 1: Hey you have a smudge on your cheek.
Sister 2: Ugh!? I was just talking to Craig and you decide to tell me NOW? Great. Thanks a lot. Some friend you turned out to be.
Sister 1: WHOA!? I just noticed it right now. What's your problem? You're so bitchy lately...quit sipping on your haterini. Geesh.
Sister 2: Ugh!? I was just talking to Craig and you decide to tell me NOW? Great. Thanks a lot. Some friend you turned out to be.
Sister 1: WHOA!? I just noticed it right now. What's your problem? You're so bitchy lately...quit sipping on your haterini. Geesh.
Haterini by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009
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