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hasturbate 

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids
Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
hasturbate by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016
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hastatic 

Happy. A word invented by Deena Nicole Cortese (Jersey Shore)
Hastatic is when you're like super happy and, like... really happy.
hastatic by Missouri Nick June 20, 2011
A stupid toad whose also a snitch but then again he watched his best friend die in front of him.
“ Hastur we don’t explode plant misters ”
hastur by Ineffablehoneyleaves October 19, 2020
nice, changes personalities for people to make sure they can relate to her and are loved
soulmates initial is E
For sure will marry her soulmate
Where’s hasrut today?
hasrut by Narkosm June 12, 2022
Nice, sweet, and smart girl. Will take any chance to talk to you and have fun. Name origins from Urdu, meaning “desire, wish” future soulmate will enjoy her. Will chase you with a gun if you don’t listen to her
Woah! Hasrut is so nice, she chased me with a gun yesterday!
hasrut by Beautifully tied March 18, 2023
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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