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hasturbate 

to masturbate while under the hallucinogenic effect of opioids
Dude 1: that new VR porn is so realistic! It took me to all kinds of places besides the bedroom.
I remember surfing the pacific, wrestling some hobos, going down on Danny Devito and punching a puma!
Dude 2: umm I was using the VR headset last night....
Dude 1: Oh...I may have just done a whole heap of heroin instead
Dude 2: .....
Danny Devito: next time you hasturbate fella leave me out of it!
Dude 2: bet he didn't complain last night! (high fives dude 1)
hasturbate by GozUnlimited July 27, 2016
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hastatic 

Happy. A word invented by Deena Nicole Cortese (Jersey Shore)
Hastatic is when you're like super happy and, like... really happy.
hastatic by Missouri Nick June 20, 2011
A stupid toad whose also a snitch but then again he watched his best friend die in front of him.
“ Hastur we don’t explode plant misters ”
hastur by Ineffablehoneyleaves October 19, 2020
nice, changes personalities for people to make sure they can relate to her and are loved
soulmates initial is E
For sure will marry her soulmate
Where’s hasrut today?
hasrut by Narkosm June 12, 2022
Nice, sweet, and smart girl. Will take any chance to talk to you and have fun. Name origins from Urdu, meaning “desire, wish” future soulmate will enjoy her. Will chase you with a gun if you don’t listen to her
Woah! Hasrut is so nice, she chased me with a gun yesterday!
hasrut by Beautifully tied March 18, 2023

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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