Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.
"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"
Brooke, the giraffe licked me at camp today, can I use your hanatizer, I used mine all up!?
Here Carmela, your hands are going to fall off if you keep obsessively using that stuff, they look yellow already! Your addicted to sanitizing your hands!
An expression used when tree bark or debris enters your eyes and irritates your pupils; causing you to rub them. Hanitis A is mainly practised when climbing trees.
Person A *whilst shaking a branch*: uhhhh I just got Hanitis A
Person B: karma lmao
Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some washhands.
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die Boy 2: dies