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sand hanitizer
"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"
sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012
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hanatizer
Someone who obsessively uses Hand Sanitizer and can't get the words "hand sanitizer" out fast enough so they have to shorten it to "Hanatizer"
Shorter version of Hand Sanitizer
Something that you clean/sanitize your hands with
Shorter version of Hand Sanitizer
Something that you clean/sanitize your hands with
hanitizer
hanitizer by Kaylynn's Mama March 1, 2009
Hanalise
Hanalise is beautiful. Shes a loyal friend. She's willing to go on adventures and try new things. She's very talented and isn't afraid to be herself. She's goofy and hilarious.
Hanalise by Nuggies134 January 7, 2017
Hanalise
Hanalise is the best friend. Hanalise can be FUNNY. Hanalise can be the bomb of your life (literally). She is the most caring person in the WORLD. I would be an idiot not to be her friend. So would you. We all need a Hanalise in our lives
Friend: So you spell your name H- a-n-a-l-i-s-e
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
Hanalise: Yes but I can go by Hana
Friend: Do you spell that H-a-n-n-a-h
Hanalise: Nope *sigh* (I hate it when people do this) You spell it H-a-n-a
Friend: Oh so like half of your name
Hanalise: Yup
2 WEEKS LATER
Company manager: We are very proud of you Hanalise we are here to confirm that you have been excepted to be on a billboard poster for advertisement but for this to happen you must except that we put these on it:
-A picture of you
- Your name
-Your phone number
Do you except all of these
Hanalise: Yes
Company manager; well tomorrow you will see it at **** Road
Hanalise: Thank You
THE NEXT DAY
Hanalise: I wonder where it is * GASP* *PUT HAND ON FACE* They spelled my name H-A-N-N-A-H-L-I-S-E
Friend: Well i don't blame 'em
hanitizer
Yo man, I need some hanitizer
My hands are dirty pass the hanitizer
I just smoked a cigarette and my hands smell, I need some hanitizer
My hands are dirty pass the hanitizer
I just smoked a cigarette and my hands smell, I need some hanitizer
hanitizer by Pablo Rubio May 13, 2006
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