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hanatizer 

Someone who obsessively uses Hand Sanitizer and can't get the words "hand sanitizer" out fast enough so they have to shorten it to "Hanatizer"

Shorter version of Hand Sanitizer

Something that you clean/sanitize your hands with
Brooke, the giraffe licked me at camp today, can I use your hanatizer, I used mine all up!?

Here Carmela, your hands are going to fall off if you keep obsessively using that stuff, they look yellow already! Your addicted to sanitizing your hands!
hanatizer by Carmie68 July 10, 2010
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Hanatizer 

(Noun) Shortened version of hand sanitizer that my 2 y/o daughter came up with. Can also be used as a verb: hanatize or hanatized.
After I touched stuff at that nasty ass guy's house, I knew I had to use some hanatizer!
Hanatizer by ff15673 October 29, 2017

hanatizer 

pronounced hana-tie-zer
another way to say "hand sanitizer"
yo pass me the hanatizer
sorry man but we used it all last night
hanatizer by Naomis October 18, 2008

sand hanitizer 

Sand hanitizer is a goofy way of saying hand sanitizer that rolls off the tongue better.
"Pass me the sand hanitizer." "Do you mean the hand sanitizer?" "Oh yeah! It's just so easy to accidentally say sand hanitizer..." "Now you got me saying sand hanitizer!"
sand hanitizer by gummygoodness September 26, 2012

handitizer 

Hand + Sanitizer term used by a genuis 5 year old.
Mom, need any handitizer?
handitizer by EtotheT March 17, 2010

Halfatizer 

Half of an appetizer, you don't have enough people to get a full one. So you get a half of one. Usually split between 2-4 people.
Can we have a halfatizer?

Foodmenu itemsorderingappetizerrestaurants
Halfatizer by TaraDee00 January 5, 2012

hanitizer 

When you have a cold, you should frequently use hanitizer.
hanitizer by Kaylynn's Mama March 1, 2009
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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