Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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I forgot that I had a cut on my pinky finger, so hand sanitizer made me remember it again.
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Before the end times, you used to be able to buy hand sanitizer without taking out a loan.
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Soap that kills 99%-99.99% (depending on how bold the marketers are) of germs without using water. You'll usually find hand sanitizer in classrooms, offices, and stores.
I didn't use Purell's hand sanitizer since it only killed 99.9% of germs. It seems much safer to use CVS' generic hand sanitizer since it kills 99.99% of germs.
by The Lamp of Enlightenment November 25, 2009
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the best damn thing to sniff in order to fell high and lightheaded,just like a sharpy marker.
i like to freeze hand sanitizer then sniff it for good times,i also like to rub it in my face and in my asshole
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the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds
Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks
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