Hangsturbation

The excitation of one's own genital organs while simultaneously asphyxiating oneself usually to the point of orgasm.

Late at night, Officer Billy loves hangsturbating in his cop vehicle while checking for drivers going over the speed limit.

by Dr. Dorifto August 31, 2005

gangsturbation

The act of masturbating in a group, such as in a circle jerk or in a game of limp biscuit.

When Timmy dropped his pants along with his friends for a round of circle jerk gangsturbation, they laughed out loud at how small his manliness was.

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.

by Mark H November 11, 2005

happsturbation

(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.

Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?

Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!

by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014

Angsturbation.

A masturbation session that follows an episode of angst.

Dude one: "Oh man, just had a huge fight with my girlfriend."
Dude two: "You know what'll relieve that?"
Dude one: "What, man?"
Dude two: "Some good old angsturbation."

Other examples: I can't believe that douchebag fired me. That's gonna make for some good angsturbation.

by pumpkin soup February 5, 2015

Hartsturbation

The act of bewildering or purposefully manipulating the Hart to the point of extreme frustration and, eventually, physical lashing out for ones personal satisfaction.

Bro 1: Hey Hart, you should hook up with ...!!

Hart: blah, you're totally right!
Bro 2: damn, Bro 1 that was some fun hartsturbation...

by jesuschristo111 April 25, 2010

gangsturbation

A group of OG thugs jerking each other off.

The 5 o came in trying to bust a drug deal and they walked into the middle of gangsturbation.

by The Clitoris Crusher May 1, 2016

Handsterbation

Handsterbation: A soft smooth and not firm hands.

Tito: knuckle sandwhich!
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.

Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.

by Bigbirddebelen April 20, 2022