On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022
Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
by Bigbirddebelen August 09, 2024
After trying hard to make a bucket. I landed an elbow to his face. No bucket but made the “jump snot”
What’s that on your face? Mucus
What’s that on your face? Mucus
by Bigbirddebelen May 23, 2022
Taryn cycle tank: after changing the water in your aquarium everyday the nitrate and nitrates cycle because your not suppose to change the dirty filter for the water to cycle.
Your aquarium water doesn’t look clear. It’s because “taryn cycle tank”
but she just did a water change an hour ago.
It doesn’t matter.
She’s a fish expert.
but she just did a water change an hour ago.
It doesn’t matter.
She’s a fish expert.
by Bigbirddebelen May 03, 2022
Music playing: that’s my jam. “Bakla” starts twerkin and back it up in front of everybody in a public place.
by Bigbirddebelen May 22, 2022
County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
After graduation the two couple decided to live together to take the next step into there relationship “bakla ka” shares the love for fruitcakes…
by Bigbirddebelen May 04, 2022