Definitions by Bigbirddebelen
Astronaut pussy
Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
Astronaut pussy by Bigbirddebelen August 9, 2024
County jail brown brief
County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
County jail brown brief by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
Onboarding unemployed
Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.
After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.
Onboarding unemployed by Bigbirddebelen October 19, 2022
Gopher Whistle
On my way to the bathroom, I heard “Gopher Whistle” and Whistling Dixie. Proot proot prootootootoooth!
Gopher Whistle by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022
Homie I O U
Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
Homie I O U by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022