Onboarding unemployed: A conditional offer to work for a job but you got fired before you even started.
After doing a finger print a few days later I had to do a wellness and health exam. I ask for special testing accommodations but I didn’t get any answer. I was supposed to get a start date but didn’t receive my onboarding papers. I guess I got “onboarding unemployed.” She told me that they’re no longer hiring.
by Bigbirddebelen October 20, 2022
Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”
Homie I O U…
by Bigbirddebelen June 19, 2022
Astronaut pussy: The highest you can get.
Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
by Bigbirddebelen August 09, 2024
Tito: knuckle sandwhich!
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.
Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.
Kuya: Your hands don’t have power to knock anybody out they’re soft and smooth.
Tito: Well I’m not a fighter I’m a lover besides I only use these Handsterbation for jerking off.
by Bigbirddebelen April 20, 2022
Music playing: that’s my jam. “Bakla” starts twerkin and back it up in front of everybody in a public place.
by Bigbirddebelen May 22, 2022
Taryn cycle tank: after changing the water in your aquarium everyday the nitrate and nitrates cycle because your not suppose to change the dirty filter for the water to cycle.
Your aquarium water doesn’t look clear. It’s because “taryn cycle tank”
but she just did a water change an hour ago.
It doesn’t matter.
She’s a fish expert.
but she just did a water change an hour ago.
It doesn’t matter.
She’s a fish expert.
by Bigbirddebelen May 03, 2022
After graduation the two couple decided to live together to take the next step into there relationship “bakla ka” shares the love for fruitcakes…
by Bigbirddebelen May 05, 2022