The act of bewildering or purposefully manipulating the Hart to the point of extreme frustration and, eventually, physical lashing out for ones personal satisfaction.
Bro 1: Hey Hart, you should hook up with ...!!
Hart: blah, you're totally right!
Bro 2: damn, Bro 1 that was some fun hartsturbation...
Hart: blah, you're totally right!
Bro 2: damn, Bro 1 that was some fun hartsturbation...
by jesuschristo111 April 25, 2010
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Late at night, Officer Billy loves hangsturbating in his cop vehicle while checking for drivers going over the speed limit.
by Dr. Dorifto August 31, 2005
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(n.) the act of masturbating not because you're sexually aroused, but because you're just so happy you have to touch yourself.
Jamie: what are your plans this afternoon?
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
Carla: you know, I'm having such a good day I think I'll participate in some happsturbation!
by Happy Slappin May 2, 2014
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