Definitions by jesuschristo111

Hartsturbation

The act of bewildering or purposefully manipulating the Hart to the point of extreme frustration and, eventually, physical lashing out for ones personal satisfaction.

Bro 1: Hey Hart, you should hook up with ...!!

Hart: blah, you're totally right!
Bro 2: damn, Bro 1 that was some fun hartsturbation...

Hartsturbation by jesuschristo111 April 25, 2010