Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers! The 21st century version of a kiss!
by Graham Kingswood August 19, 2008
Ever since Chris's girl friend broke up with him, he is relying on hand-pump.
Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.
Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.
Matt was doing hand-pumping whole night, he looks so pale.
Hand-Pump is the best way to satisfy yourself without spending a single quid and No-tensions as well.
by Anks00 April 30, 2011
by jonny p January 29, 2005
Oh my lord! I walked in Andrews bedroom yesterday and I caught him on the hand pump. Whilst watching the free 10 minutes on television X
The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
The dirty little swine he needs to meet a woman.
by Dmchale8@googlemail.com December 29, 2016
by pratti12345 November 14, 2010
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by Few good men December 20, 2016